On my birthday which occured during the last six weeks sometime, I sent $100 to Abigail. Why?
1) Because it makes no sense
2) Because it’s financially of dubious sanity
3) Because it’s the opposite of what the normal world would expect.
4) Because it pleases, and rumor has it, arouses, Abigail
5) Because it turns me on to do something that has elements of 1, 2, 3 and 4 in it.
This enabled her to order a couple of things from Victoria’s Secret that she’d been eyeing.
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