Abigail’s Pet Project

List of Insertable Sex Toys - you know you want to know

September 2nd, 2006

Tonight a heated sexual exchange of ideas lead to a request from Abigail for a list of all the ‘dildos’ that I possesed. I recalled having a couple but then when I opened the boxes in which they are carefully stashed I was appalled or pleased or stunned to find that I had, well, a few more than a couple. So here below for your education and edification is a full and complete listing:

Footnote: These were accumulated over centuries of perversion. Seven times as many have been purchased and trashed as the tides of arousal and shame have ebbed and flowed through me.

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#01: Deep purple translucent jelly dildo 7″ insertable lengh with ‘balls’-ish base. diameter: girth 5.5″

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#02: Tera Patrick glassy hard gel dildo . 7″ insertable lenght with balls-ish base. very stiff, doesn’t bend hardly at all. girth is crazy 7.5″.

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#03: Hustler silicone dildo. 6.5″ insertable length with slight wider hexagonal base: Girth 5″. slightly gently ribbed. metallic gold pink color, marbled.

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#04: Black fish tail rubber dildo .. more of a cock style anal plug I guess. 6″ long . 5.5″ widest girth narrowing to 3″ girth just before widening to 2.5″ wide ‘fishtail’. shiny black - a bit toxic. the flesh colored one is harmless, this one tastes nasty and burns. don’t have flesh one anymore

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#05: Tantus medium sized anal plug. Black. 4.5″ insertable lengh. 6″ girth at widest rib. 4″ at neck.

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#06: As Item 5 but in bright red.

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#07: Red vinyl ‘anal intruder’ type thing. v. inflexible. 7″ insertable length. 5.5″ at widest girth (near base). 3.5″ at narrowest (at tip).

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#08: Purple Feel-doe - 7″ insertable. 5″ girth

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#09: Lex. 9″ insertable. 6″ girth (for context)

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#10: Red jelly dildo. no base. 10″ long. 5″ girth. toxic.