I am a very busy woman. Sometimes I’m too busy dealing with day-to-day internet work to pay as much attention to my puppets as I’d like. I would say as much as they’d like, but there isn’t enough time in one day for some needy boys. Here’s where you can help. (Did that make your heart skip a beat?) I have the following positions open:
Advertising Whore no opening To be considered for this job, you have to be intelligent and creative. you will research both paid and free advertising venues for this website. you will report to me with any contenders and proposed advertising text. you will NOT place ads anywhere (incl. message boards, newsgroups) without my permission. I will not tolerate spamming in my name. Applicants may approach me with two advertising ideas emailed to abigail@(this website).
Graphic Design Bitch 1 opening I’m very picky, so I don’t expect this position to be filled any time soon. If you have experience designing web graphics and/or websites then I have a spot for you on my puppet stage. Assigned work will be sporadic. Inspiration is always welcome.
Research Pets no opening Every so often I come across something I’d like to know more about. In those cases I may let you do the research for me. If you know your way around search engines and you can already imagine how rewarding it would be to serve me, then all you have to do is pass one test to become one of my researchers. Send an email to let me know you’re beginning the test.
What are the benefits to serving me in this way? Well, there’s always my heartfelt gratitude. I’m sure that’s enough, isn’t it? In addition to that, you will receive occasional free one-on-one IM or email time with me. Of course, that’s assuming you’ve managed to free up some of my time.