A couple of my long time puppets are experiencing financial difficulties due to this economic recession we’re in. I understand and sympathize with their plight and I appreciate their requests for a “break”. The rest are either in stable jobs with dependable income or they’re getting an extra thrill from living on the financial edge and still tributing me. Lovely, lovely puppets. hahaha
THEN there are the few that have contacted me recently. I’ve gotten these long winded, detailed emails about their fantasies out of the blue. I take the time to reply in my usual fabulous style and then recommend they set up an appointment for chat, email or phone. That’s when the new wanker excuse comes into play. They “really wish they could but they’ve lost soooo much money in the past few months”… blah blah blah. If you don’t have the money or don’t intend to spend the money to respect MY time and energy then you can keep your emails to yourself.
So, yes, financial domination is still alive and well in my world and wankers are still wankers. lol
On another note, I’ve been telling my puppets that feedback is not required. If you’ve had dealings with other NiteFlirt mistresses then you are excused from leaving feedback for me. I don’t want you to have to deal with wacky drama. Personally, I don’t care. Anyone can try to say anything they want to me about “taking their subs”. I just roll my eyes and move on. So if you get a kick out of writing those glowing reviews, carry on. I do enjoy reading them but, again, they’re no longer required. If you’ve never used NiteFlirt then you have no clue what I’m talking about. That’s okay. Just know that it’s time to get with it and join our happy community. lol Start by listening to one of my wonderful recordings.

Oh! And Extreme Restraints is having a very nice Valentine’s Day sale (including the CB6000). Check it out by clicking the banner on the right side. I’m sure you’ll find something fun (or scary) that we can play with.

I have been very busy lately. I’m moving! Yes, again. lol Some of you have noticed that my amazon wishlist no longer has an address attached to it and that is because of the move. I’m not sure when I’ll have a new mailbox for those lovely presents but (before you start crying) there is an easy solution. Send an amazon gift certificate to my email address, tell me what you’re just dying to buy for me and I’ll buy it and send you a photo. I’ve always used a private mailbox at a UPS store for your gifts so it will be nice to have them delivered to my doorstep instead. I hope the delivery guys at my new location will be cute. There’s nothing better in the afternoon than a hot guy with arms loaded offering to carry packages to any room I like while trying to pretend he’s not looking me up and down. lol Boys are silly.
It’s been almost a month since my birthday but my entire birthday month was incredible! I have such wonderful puppets. I’m definitely going to have to do that again next year.
Oh and speaking of silly boys, petproject has a $600 decision to make by Monday afternoon. What he doesn’t know is that his money will buy one of you lucky freaks an orgasm. No, I won’t be giving you unlimited attention but I will give you permission to cum. I know how badly some of you just need the permission of a dominant woman whether you’re in a session or not. It’s yours for free if he follows through. Keep your fingers crossed and your eyes on the comments to this blog entry. That’s where I’ll update and let you know how you can earn a tiny bit of my attention.
The WankerLand site is really doing well. Already a few losers have found a new Mistress that really tells them how it is. lol If your kink is sexual humiliation, then head over and do what you do best… get an erection, act like an idiot and follow my directions to finally learn where you fit in this crazy world. I really am too nice.

These posts should really be called something like “Abigail’s Ramblings” instead of Femdom News. Oh well. I’ll try to add at least one news worthy item. Maybe. lol
1. In case you didn’t see it in the earlier post, I have a new site for erotic humiliation. WankerLand.com Go check it out. If the domination I provide isn’t quite what twists your panties, you’ll be able to find the perfect woman there. Read their information carefully. Don’t say I didn’t warn you if you find a Domme that humiliates you so effectively that you’re crying for days. hahaha
2.For those of you that get off on just browsing websites about dominant females, financial domination, tease and denial etc, I’ve made it easier for you. I know your brain isn’t working so well when your turned on so here’s a page with all of my blog photos. Yes, all in one place. Some of you are only capable of looking at pictures anyway. For future reference you can also find that link over on the left.
3.Many of you have noticed that my yahoo ID (abigail_light_and_dark) is readily available. I don’t mind chatting with the unwashed masses as long as you don’t ask questions that I’ve already answered on this website. Not only is that disrespectful, it’s so annoying. And don’t think I’m going to chat with you all night long without any sort of tribute or gift. Believe it or not, your penis and your freaky fantasies don’t always make for scintillating conversation.
4.I have received so many comments lately about petprojects blog. It seems you’re evenly divided between feeling bad for him (because I’m so mean) or being jealous of him because of our intense sessions. Both of those opinions please me. lol Remember that The Fool’s blog is still gathering dust and is open for one of you humiliation dummies to take over. Contact me for more information.
5.A few more of you have gone crazy with my Random Envelope Game. Seeing how much fun one boy had with it today reminds me that it’s time to switch it up again. I’ll be working on that this weekend and you’ll see the new switch date on that page when I’m finished.
6.Except for a minor slip-up this weekend, my new shopping puppet is doing well. I picked up the first batch of gifts from my mailbox today (including the new charm bracelet from buster). Between today’s packages, the monthly coffee pods petproject sends and the Starbucks card that buster refills every month, I think I’m mostly set for caffeine. lol I don’t often post photos of everything I receive… maybe I should change that since there seems to be interest in that… but here’s a picture of today’s haul. I’m expecting a few more boxes next week including three more pairs of shoes (do punked out wellingtons count? lol) from my shoe pet, buster. Now I’m off to add this picture to my blog photo page. Cheers.

It seems like I’ve been working on my new website, WankerLand.com, for ever. I finally have it the way I like and now I just need to add info, blog posts etc. If you’re a dirty little wanker that’s into erotic humiliation (cuckold, financial exploitation, small penis humiliation, extreme verbal abuse and more) then visit, bookmark and call the mean bitches in my group. lol
The “lawnboy” that’s been taking care of my yard all summer isn’t doing the job as well as I’d like. He’s also really starting to bore me, so I’m going to have to find someone new. Sure, I had free lawncare and he was fun to pick on and tease but it’s time to move on. Which of you Princess spoilers are just dying to pay for this necessity? Message me and we’ll work something out. lol
I just have to show off the new Steve Madden, deep red, patent leather, peep-toed maryjanes (that’s a mouthful, huh?) that buster sent. Aren’t they gorgeous? Oh, and buster, there’s that perfect little open space for you to lick my toes.

It’s time again for another post filled with unrelated topics and links. Getting together these little quickies is fun. I should do it more often.
1. What do you do when the wife or girlfriend finds out you’re a perv? Recently one of my puppets emailed claiming his wife found certain websites on his computer’s history and now he won’t be able to contact me unless he’s out of town. My question is: why aren’t your computers protected against snooping from friends, family or coworkers in the first place? Files with those naughty photos should be hidden or, at the very least, renamed to resemble a system file. You can turn off or clear your surfing history in IE. Better still, use FireFox, which is a superior browser, and set it to clear your history every time you close it. There are programs out there to secure your computer even more, but what I’ve listed solve most of your problems unless your snooper is handy with computers. Or unless you drink too much and pass out with everything still on your monitor come morning. LOL
2. Speaking of drinking, petproject has been drinking. A lot. The internet is vast. Finding sites like Modern Drunkard makes you realize just how much you haven’t seen. Drink up, my boozers. hahaha
3. I’ve added more to my Amazon wishlist. I noticed there are still a few items there that I added in 2006. Someone, I don’t care who, needs to buy those stragglers for me. Don’t worry about the coffee unless you’re looking for extra credit since that will always be on the list.
4. I am still working on the financial domination members area. Once it’s up, be warned: inside you won’t find much of Seductive Abigail. Unless the thought of Greedy & Bitchy Abigail gets you going, you’ll want to stay away.
5. Here are a couple of links I’ve gotten from friends that I felt like sharing: Women Town and the ever so hilarious ATM Costume.
6. Five new pairs of shoes in one week, a new random email/wallet game and the software I need for new photos all from my puppy buster. He gets belly scratches for being a good pet.
7. Thanks to a new financial domination website, I’ve picked up a few new puppets. Unfortunately there have been twice that many attention whores/wankers to deal with who were probably surprised by my special brand of humiliation… heavy on the sarcasm with a noticeable lack of warmth and the mere essence of name-calling. Fun times.
8. Now go vote for me– My voting page for your daily devotion.

I just had the most fun creating a new recording on niteflirt. It’s amazing how many emails and calls I get from wannabe-sluts that wish they could suck a cock for me. Well, before you go out into the big, bad world of hardons, you’ll want to take this little 14 minute course. Okay, yes, I do laugh at you during the whole thing but who can blame me? hahaha
Have you always dreamed of worshiping the large cock of a real man? This hands-on lesson will start you on your way to becoming a world class cock sucker!
“But Ms. Abigail, won’t that make me gay?” That depends. Practicing on fake cocks only means you wish you were gay. You’re not a full-blown fag until you swallow that first creamy load that you worked so hard for. LOL
“But Ms. Abigail, I probably won’t ever get the chance to suck a real cock.” Ugh. I can imagine you whining already. To work through your issues on that would require one-on-one manipulation (I mean counseling!) (oops! I mean “for entertainment purposes only!”)
Since I know you’re eager to begin your dick slurping journey, just grab something to suck and start the lesson. You get extra points if you already have a realistic dildo with a suction cup and balls attached for some chin slapping action. No points if you’re sucking your finger. How pathetic is that? At least grab a sausage or cucumber. Sheesh. I recommend you listen daily if for no other reason than to keep your jaws limber just in case that day comes where a real cock is in front of you needing a good sucking. Try to do a good job even though I’m laughing at you.
Step #1 Get on your knees… (click to continue)

I received an email to my niteflirt account today from someone that’s never contacted me before. Okay, fine. In the email he praised my website and talked about how my listings, photos, blahblahblah got his dicklet hard. I don’t know that he has a mini penis. I’m just assuming. I’m easy going. Some distance dommes would have insisted he send a tribute before even sending a one-line reply. I sent the one line at no charge, acknowledged the compliments and directed him to my contact form. Not even five minutes later there’s another email from this waste of space. No, it wasn’t my handy dandy contact form all filled out with the $5 payment attached. It was full of dumbass questions. I ignored that email and the TEN that followed in quick succession. Asshat is now blocked from contacting me on niteflirt.
Why am I even bothering to spend my time on him with this blog post? Because he asked the same stupid questions that I get from time to time and I’m in the mood to address them now. Common sense, people! I know that clicking around my site makes all the blood rush to your nether regions, but take a moment to think before bothering me with questions that defy common sense. I’ll list the main ones that come to mind:
1. Is that your face on the banner for Extreme Restraints? Let’s see… I don’t show my face anywhere else but I’m going to post it on a tiny banner promoting another site. That would be a “no”.
2. Where can I see a picture of your face? Nowhere. If it’s not out in the open, then that means I don’t want the general public to see my lovely face. There are less than a handful of my subs that have received photos of my face (and/or partial face shots). After I’ve determined that they don’t live near me, have no way of running into people I know, seem at least somewhat sane and pay my very high asking prices… then I might send the photo. If none of that applies to you, don’t bother asking.
3. Can I have your yahoo chat ID without paying the $100? No.
3a. But I’ll let you watch me (insert activity here) whenever you want. I’ll do anything you say on cam. No.
4. I want you to financially dominate me but I can only give you $25 a month. Is that okay? Can you stretch that out for the whole month? (and other similar questions) I’ll slip that $25 out of your wallet but it will only take about 5 minutes. After that you’re on your own.
5. I want to buy something to stick up my ass. I see the link to Extreme Restraints. Should I buy from there? Yes. I wouldn’t have the link there if I didn’t want you to buy from them. Follow the link from my site and I earn a commission. It’s the least you can do. Really.
6. Can you give me an example of how you would tease and deny me? Nice try, dumbass.

I can’t believe I didn’t write a single entry for all of February. Especially since so much happened. Well, now that I think of it much of what’s happened has been in my private life and really isn’t any of your business. However your perverted private lives are open for me to talk about, aren’t they? lol Let’s see… petproject has been keeping me in Godiva chocolate and my Senseo coffee pods this year. I’ve been keeping him orgasm-free. Just imagine the relief you too could feel when you no longer have to worry about when/if you can cum. Aussie boy has begged (again) for my attention. He likes “mean girls” with a little humiliation and financial domination thrown in. The problem is that he never has any money. It’s so sad when you can’t even afford your own fetish. hahaha My favorite puppy, buster, has resurfaced and I have two new pairs of boots. The photo below is of the newest pair. I actually have three new pairs but I’m sending one back because my puppy took it upon himself to buy bright pink boots for me. The style is great. The color is not. I know buster would love it if I kept the boots because they would definitely turn heads around town. lol Isn’t he the cutest?

There have also been my regular tease and denial callers (set up those appointments boys) and the nervous twitters from my financial domination mainstays (who’s ready for some more wallet pruning?) Besides all of that loveliness, there have been a couple of… oddballs. lol There’s one weirdo that pays for my contact form at least once a week. He never fills it out. Never emails me with questions. Nothing. Just week after week he pays the $5. Maybe he’s another that’s into financial domination but can’t actually afford it? I guess my cheap contact form serves as the fast food value meal of findom. LOL Silly boy, you should at least graduate to the $20 confessional over there on the left.

I’ve saved the best for last. I wrote a little note to Wanker X in the last entry. He’s boring. He never wants to do any of the things he promises. Keep in mind these are things he brought up and wanted to do. He’s pathetic in more ways than I feel like going into here. Wanker X knows he won’t be receiving very much of my attention until he shapes up. So what does he do? He keeps sending $50+ tributes with “i’m so sorry, Mistress” in the subject line and “i’m a wanker” in the body of the email. That’s still pathetic and boring so I haven’t felt the desire to reply. This post should cover the next few dozen sad attempts. lol
Now I think I’ll walk around in just my new boots while eating chocolate. Ciao.

I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday season. I know I did. Good food, good company and lots of presents. What more could I hope for? Well, I could wish that my puppy Buster wasn’t MIA. It seems he got loose from his leash and ran away. Again. lol And poor Pet Project finally went completely bust (financially) so he’s in a sort of semi-perverted limbo right now. Other than that, the new year has started with more of the usual ebb and flow of puppets that need to be teased, denied, humiliated and/or abused. Life is good.

Here’s a special note to Wanker X: When have I ever given you the impression that I need your money? You aren’t the first that I’ve dropped simply because you’re no longer entertaining. Taking your money while you follow my instructions go hand in hand. I don’t want one without the other. Now you are welcome to keep clicking my tribute buttons and sending cash my way. I’ll laugh at your stupidity but you won’t get any of my time until you abide by the rules you agreed to on day one. Whining just pisses me off.

It’s time for another issue of the Femdom News. I love how official that sounds. lol So much has happened since issue #1. For one thing, aussie boy turned out to be a wanker. Yes, he sent lots of money my way and that does get my panties wet, but money does not excuse bad behaviour. Here’s a tip for anyone else that thinks about serving me: don’t claim to want me to control your orgasms simply because it’s one of my main turn-ons. If you repeatedly lie about not cumming, I’m going to lose interest in a flash. Now on to the news.
1. My move to the new house went off without a hitch. There are still a few non-essentials to unpack and one or two rooms to paint, but other than that I’m home. Thanks to buster the puppy, I have a new shoe rack in my closet to hold all of the lovely heels he’s purchased for me. Along with a few smaller gifts from others, one person (that wants to remain anonymous) sent a large supercertificate from giftcertificates.com to pay for painting supplies etc. The interesting thing is that he’s not even one of my puppets. I’ve received quite a few drive-by tributes, but this was definitely the largest.
2. Some of you may have noticed that ‘the fool’ blog hasn’t been updated in a while. I’ve deactivated his password because he is a complete moron. lol Without going into details, he messed up and won’t get the blog back until he makes amends. If another small penis humiliation (or general erotic humiliation) fetishist would like to take over the blog, send an email either to my email address or my niteflirt account. Introduce yourself and tell me why you’d like me to hand the blog over to you. My fool knows what he needs to do and now he knows that he’d better hurry.
3. I’m working on the financial domination section that I’d mentioned before. It’s taking longer than I thought it would. This is what happens when you have a perfectionist for a Mistress. I’ve been asked why I’m bothering to create a separate section for financial domination. There are two main reasons: 1. Those that need to be financially dominated and/or want to spoil and pamper me, are usually the ones that take up most of my time. When there’s that much focus on money and gifts in my day-to-day life, it’s easy to let this website slip into a findom focus. Since I also enjoy tease and denial, foot and shoe fetish, puppy play, cuckolding, cbt etc I want to make sure the main parts of my website include those topics regularly. 2. Financially dominated puppets will pay to join a members area and my goal is to take their money any way I can. lol I will continue to write about financial domination here, but I want to make sure all of my interests are represented equally.
4. The tease & denial Wanker Games are finally here! Registration starts now and ends next Tuesday, November 14 at midnight. My current puppets are not eligible. Pout if you like but I have my reasons. If you’d like more information, read the Femdom News Issue 1 blog entry. Remember that you have to have an active Niteflirt account. You can sign up by clicking here or go ahead and listen to my teasing recording for a taste of my sensual brand of t&d. Register by sending mail to my NF acct. Make sure to tell me that you’re writing to sign up for The Wanker Games. Include as much information about yourself that you’d like. Feel free to ask questions as well. The more I know, the better I can tease you. hahaha This is a free, week-long, email tease session. You will receive more information in my first email response.
5. Make sure you vote today.

Every once in a while I receive, what I call, a drive-by confession. One of you boys will send a tribute with a short little note telling me how wonderful I am and admitting to at least one of your naughty thoughts or deeds. I enjoy the role of being your Confessor. I love those little peeks into your fetish-obsessed minds. Sometimes a relationship grows out of your admittance and sometimes it doesn’t. I guess letting me know you secretly want to suck cock or sniff my panties and then running away does something for you. I know it amuses the hell out of me.
I’m making it easier for your drive-by confessions now. For a mere $20 you can write all about whatever you like. You can even do it weekly. I’m sure all of you sin on a daily basis. Get your perversions off your chest. Apologize for clicking ALL of my buttons but never paying. What the hell is up with that anyway? lol Nosy little wankers. Click this button and get started on your journey to absolution from Goddess Abigail.

$20 Confessional

If you don’t have a credit card, you’ve maxed out your current cards (evil grin) or you’re worried about wifey seeing your naughty charges then I have a solution for you. Pre-paid credit cards.
Thanks to Goddess Leesa for this first link. GreenDot If you have to save your lunch money or steal cash from your girlfriend’s purse (that’s so sad LOL) then this will work well for you. Buy this card at convenience stores or drugstores and you can either fund it online or at the store. Every time you find a little extra cash, add it to your card and then spend it on me. Doesn’t that sound fun?
I found this second link on a message board. WiredPlastic You can fund it a thousands of locations, wire transfer from your bank account, direct deposit or even from your pay pal account (a safe way to spend PP funds on adult transactions without fear of them freezing your account).
Pre-paid credit cards can be used the same as regular credit cards. Just think of the possibilities! Spend your money on me via NiteFlirt, my amazon wishlist or even the so very yummy Platinum Collection at Godiva.com
Now those of you that have expressed interest in being financially dominated by me or spoiling me have no excuse not to do so.