I just had the most fun creating a new recording on niteflirt. It’s amazing how many emails and calls I get from wannabe-sluts that wish they could suck a cock for me. Well, before you go out into the big, bad world of hardons, you’ll want to take this little 14 minute course. Okay, yes, I do laugh at you during the whole thing but who can blame me? hahaha
Have you always dreamed of worshiping the large cock of a real man? This hands-on lesson will start you on your way to becoming a world class cock sucker!
“But Ms. Abigail, won’t that make me gay?” That depends. Practicing on fake cocks only means you wish you were gay. You’re not a full-blown fag until you swallow that first creamy load that you worked so hard for. LOL
“But Ms. Abigail, I probably won’t ever get the chance to suck a real cock.” Ugh. I can imagine you whining already. To work through your issues on that would require one-on-one manipulation (I mean counseling!) (oops! I mean “for entertainment purposes only!”)
Since I know you’re eager to begin your dick slurping journey, just grab something to suck and start the lesson. You get extra points if you already have a realistic dildo with a suction cup and balls attached for some chin slapping action. No points if you’re sucking your finger. How pathetic is that? At least grab a sausage or cucumber. Sheesh. I recommend you listen daily if for no other reason than to keep your jaws limber just in case that day comes where a real cock is in front of you needing a good sucking. Try to do a good job even though I’m laughing at you.
Step #1 Get on your knees… (click to continue)