I received an email to my niteflirt account today from someone that’s never contacted me before. Okay, fine. In the email he praised my website and talked about how my listings, photos, blahblahblah got his dicklet hard. I don’t know that he has a mini penis. I’m just assuming. I’m easy going. Some distance dommes would have insisted he send a tribute before even sending a one-line reply. I sent the one line at no charge, acknowledged the compliments and directed him to my contact form. Not even five minutes later there’s another email from this waste of space. No, it wasn’t my handy dandy contact form all filled out with the $5 payment attached. It was full of dumbass questions. I ignored that email and the TEN that followed in quick succession. Asshat is now blocked from contacting me on niteflirt.
Why am I even bothering to spend my time on him with this blog post? Because he asked the same stupid questions that I get from time to time and I’m in the mood to address them now. Common sense, people! I know that clicking around my site makes all the blood rush to your nether regions, but take a moment to think before bothering me with questions that defy common sense. I’ll list the main ones that come to mind:
1. Is that your face on the banner for Extreme Restraints? Let’s see… I don’t show my face anywhere else but I’m going to post it on a tiny banner promoting another site. That would be a “no”.
2. Where can I see a picture of your face? Nowhere. If it’s not out in the open, then that means I don’t want the general public to see my lovely face. There are less than a handful of my subs that have received photos of my face (and/or partial face shots). After I’ve determined that they don’t live near me, have no way of running into people I know, seem at least somewhat sane and pay my very high asking prices… then I might send the photo. If none of that applies to you, don’t bother asking.
3. Can I have your yahoo chat ID without paying the $100? No.
3a. But I’ll let you watch me (insert activity here) whenever you want. I’ll do anything you say on cam. No.
4. I want you to financially dominate me but I can only give you $25 a month. Is that okay? Can you stretch that out for the whole month? (and other similar questions) I’ll slip that $25 out of your wallet but it will only take about 5 minutes. After that you’re on your own.
5. I want to buy something to stick up my ass. I see the link to Extreme Restraints. Should I buy from there? Yes. I wouldn’t have the link there if I didn’t want you to buy from them. Follow the link from my site and I earn a commission. It’s the least you can do. Really.
6. Can you give me an example of how you would tease and deny me? Nice try, dumbass.