Too much of my precious time has been spent on recent posts about the wankers that have crossed my path. I know many of you like to laugh at them along with me, but tonight’s post is all about my good boys.
I’m happy to say that petproject is traveling down the forced intoxication highway at break-neck speed. lol Who needs milk in your cereal when you have Baileys Irish Cream? I “help” him plan alcohol shopping trips and then tell him when, what and how much to drink. There have even been the occasional “drink cam” viewings. When I feel like it, I’ll click over to see his glass to determine if he’s drinking fast enough or not. hahaha You can read a little about it on his blog (link to the left). By the way… he still hasn’t had an orgasm. Two months and counting. A round of applause is in order. It’s gotten to the point where he doesn’t even mention it anymore, so maybe I’ll let him cum this weekend…
A trip to my mailbox on Thursday ended up with some random guy helping me carry the many boxes to my car. Included in this huge stack of gifts were two pairs of SteveMadden shoes (one pictured below) and two boxes of bath stuff off my Amazon wishlist… all from my favorite puppy, buster. He also preordered another pair of shoes that aren’t available until this summer. I HAD to have them! lol Such a wonderful little shoe slave. Too bad my puppy will be away all week. I’m in the mood to play.
There’s been a new addition to my fetish funhouse. Two of my favorite things all rolled into one package: financial domination and masturbation & orgasm control. Yum. I usually slip orgasm control into all of my sessions… because I like it so much, but when they come to me already craving my control over when and if they cum… Ahhh It doesn’t get much better than that. lol
Before this gets too long, I wanted to include recent feedback comments left by my puppets. For those that don’t know how niteflirt works, after any paid interaction with me, my boys are able to leave a “review” for everyone to read.

From busterThePuppy: “Thank you Mistress Abigail for taking your puppy buster and letting him spend the entire day at your feet. Thank you for letting your buster need you, yearn for you, wait for and on you. Thank you Mistress.”

From addictlion: “I was a bad wanker who came without permission. I am now not allowed to touch my cock and I must write an essay about how amazing Mistress Abigail is. She has total control of my cock, my stroking, my orgasms and my money.”

From AbigailsToy: “My Mistress was so kind tonight to let me cum tonight. She didn’t make it easy though. She took me to the edge countless times while she giggled at my frustration…that wonderful frustration…in the end it was worth it. But then again the fun is getting there, no matter the outcome. Being on edge for Mistress Abigail is the ultimate thrill, jus waiting for her insruction. I would do anything for her!!”

I love reading my feedback. lol Now for that photo of my new brown, leather pumps from buster:

I just had the most fun creating a new recording on niteflirt. It’s amazing how many emails and calls I get from wannabe-sluts that wish they could suck a cock for me. Well, before you go out into the big, bad world of hardons, you’ll want to take this little 14 minute course. Okay, yes, I do laugh at you during the whole thing but who can blame me? hahaha
Have you always dreamed of worshiping the large cock of a real man? This hands-on lesson will start you on your way to becoming a world class cock sucker!
“But Ms. Abigail, won’t that make me gay?” That depends. Practicing on fake cocks only means you wish you were gay. You’re not a full-blown fag until you swallow that first creamy load that you worked so hard for. LOL
“But Ms. Abigail, I probably won’t ever get the chance to suck a real cock.” Ugh. I can imagine you whining already. To work through your issues on that would require one-on-one manipulation (I mean counseling!) (oops! I mean “for entertainment purposes only!”)
Since I know you’re eager to begin your dick slurping journey, just grab something to suck and start the lesson. You get extra points if you already have a realistic dildo with a suction cup and balls attached for some chin slapping action. No points if you’re sucking your finger. How pathetic is that? At least grab a sausage or cucumber. Sheesh. I recommend you listen daily if for no other reason than to keep your jaws limber just in case that day comes where a real cock is in front of you needing a good sucking. Try to do a good job even though I’m laughing at you.
Step #1 Get on your knees… (click to continue)

I received an email to my niteflirt account today from someone that’s never contacted me before. Okay, fine. In the email he praised my website and talked about how my listings, photos, blahblahblah got his dicklet hard. I don’t know that he has a mini penis. I’m just assuming. I’m easy going. Some distance dommes would have insisted he send a tribute before even sending a one-line reply. I sent the one line at no charge, acknowledged the compliments and directed him to my contact form. Not even five minutes later there’s another email from this waste of space. No, it wasn’t my handy dandy contact form all filled out with the $5 payment attached. It was full of dumbass questions. I ignored that email and the TEN that followed in quick succession. Asshat is now blocked from contacting me on niteflirt.
Why am I even bothering to spend my time on him with this blog post? Because he asked the same stupid questions that I get from time to time and I’m in the mood to address them now. Common sense, people! I know that clicking around my site makes all the blood rush to your nether regions, but take a moment to think before bothering me with questions that defy common sense. I’ll list the main ones that come to mind:
1. Is that your face on the banner for Extreme Restraints? Let’s see… I don’t show my face anywhere else but I’m going to post it on a tiny banner promoting another site. That would be a “no”.
2. Where can I see a picture of your face? Nowhere. If it’s not out in the open, then that means I don’t want the general public to see my lovely face. There are less than a handful of my subs that have received photos of my face (and/or partial face shots). After I’ve determined that they don’t live near me, have no way of running into people I know, seem at least somewhat sane and pay my very high asking prices… then I might send the photo. If none of that applies to you, don’t bother asking.
3. Can I have your yahoo chat ID without paying the $100? No.
3a. But I’ll let you watch me (insert activity here) whenever you want. I’ll do anything you say on cam. No.
4. I want you to financially dominate me but I can only give you $25 a month. Is that okay? Can you stretch that out for the whole month? (and other similar questions) I’ll slip that $25 out of your wallet but it will only take about 5 minutes. After that you’re on your own.
5. I want to buy something to stick up my ass. I see the link to Extreme Restraints. Should I buy from there? Yes. I wouldn’t have the link there if I didn’t want you to buy from them. Follow the link from my site and I earn a commission. It’s the least you can do. Really.
6. Can you give me an example of how you would tease and deny me? Nice try, dumbass.