puppyTim had been absent for a while. Me, being incredibly patient, understood that things come up and we can’t all play non-stop. But even my patience can wear thin so I sent him an expensive pay-to-view email demanding his attention. I’d missed my favorite puppy’s adoration. Yes, he’d purchased the Chanel sunglasses from my Amazon wishlist a few weeks ago as a little forget-me-not but that wasn’t nearly enough. Last night puppyTim messaged me on Yahoo after paying for the email. His apologies were accepted (I’m also very forgiving) and he was once again his cute little puppy self… following me around and licking my toes during a very lovely call. Welcome back, pet and happy birthday.
Some of you have really latched on to the idea of a weekly confessional. I’ll be adding the button for that over on the left when I get a chance. I’ve read some nasty emails. Have you people no shame?! Perverts are so fun. LOL One male attached a picture of his tiny penis to his confession. At least I think that’s what it was… I’ve never seen anything quite like it. He’s probably hoping I’ll add it to my blog, but do I really want to scare my readers away? Perhaps I’ll create a small penis humiliation page and post all of the little dick photos that come my way. Don’t worry, I’ll give everyone advance warning so you don’t spit out your coffee when you click the link.
I’m toying with the idea of allowing a few of my puppets to blog on my website. Pet Project has kept an online diary for me for almost two years, so I know he’ll update regularly. Anyone else that’s interested will have to prove they’re worth my effort before I add more blogs. I have to upload the software and customize the look, so it takes a fair bit of my time. Hopefully, I’ll have PP’s blog up and running within the next couple of weeks.
For those that are interested, I’ve added a few new things to my Amazon wishlist. You can see it by heading to my “tributes and gifts” page. Once you’re there, you’ll know what to do. lol

When I wear my strap-on, the first thing I do is grab hold and start shaking it. Then I slap it around. LOL It’s good to be a woman. I don’t have to worry about floppy bits hanging between my legs. Georgia O’Keeffe was right. Pussies do look like flowers. Still, there’s something to be said for strapping one on and waving it in your face. Oh, you’re too scared to suck a real dick but you’d give just about anything to wrap your lips around mine. Close your mouths. I’m not going to talk about you wannabe cocksuckers. The topic today is pegging. My 8″ strap-on may look intimidating, but I know you fantasize about lubing it up and feeling it slide right into your ass. Imagine me bending you over and slowly fucking your hole. I lean over and my mouth is by your ear whispering nasty things. You’re already feeling sore, but I make you beg for it harder and faster. Nothing says ’submissive little bitch’ quite like getting fucked in the ass, does it?
For my sissies, I have a pretty pink attachment just for you to bounce up and down on with slutty enthusiasm. hahaha

Every once in a while I receive, what I call, a drive-by confession. One of you boys will send a tribute with a short little note telling me how wonderful I am and admitting to at least one of your naughty thoughts or deeds. I enjoy the role of being your Confessor. I love those little peeks into your fetish-obsessed minds. Sometimes a relationship grows out of your admittance and sometimes it doesn’t. I guess letting me know you secretly want to suck cock or sniff my panties and then running away does something for you. I know it amuses the hell out of me.
I’m making it easier for your drive-by confessions now. For a mere $20 you can write all about whatever you like. You can even do it weekly. I’m sure all of you sin on a daily basis. Get your perversions off your chest. Apologize for clicking ALL of my buttons but never paying. What the hell is up with that anyway? lol Nosy little wankers. Click this button and get started on your journey to absolution from Goddess Abigail.

$20 Confessional